Few semaines ago, absolutely devastated by the reelection of Mr Harper, I got pas mal ben saoul. I thought that was the fin of the alternative culture. If our government don't want to aide us, poor artist, what will arrive with us ? Non more BDSM ? No more girls kneeling on grain de riz ? Avec all of those questions in mon esprit, tired, I tomber asleep on my keyboard while I was regarder a gay porn movie, drunk, depressed, impotent.
Soudainement my sexy G4 MAC voice said ben fort : "You have a mail". I woke up and look at my mailbox... A mail from Ottawa!!! That was a mail d'un guy I saw once, he kindly invited us to go there for faire a suspension show at the Capital Music Hall.
I couldn't croire cela. That was notre chance to sauver our dear Canada. Time for change. No more caca between Canada, Ontario et el Quebec. Be an Artist ! Do a show ! I have to setup a equipe and montrer a Harper and the world that Quebecois and Ontarian can be friendly.
So i took another beer and begin to think about a concept for our mission... Very quickly that was fucking clair in my mind. We have to take the best of both worlds. So I mentally began to melanger the O Canada with Bobepine from our wonderful Plume. This will make something very cool for our national unity. This will be so great! I imagined Harper and Plume taking a beer in stripper club. So I took the best of our politician, and say to moi-meme : "Solidaire c'est gagnant".
At this moment I felt very fort et tout puissant and began to penser about the prochain step: setting up the crew. I wanted to have a very glamour crew. Well know people. Hot and nasty Girls... So i decided to take those people in my crew :
Penelope Gigi ( AKA Amellya )
She is my submisive little dumb bitch. Well, I am still unable to make her bring me the news paper on all four but believe me I work on that point. In past she had a job. But now, she live making picture of her brand new boobs... I thought she will be a capital member of our crew because guys enjoy big boobs.
Shane - The Sexy Thing Killer
Well, we never know, we go in a foreign area of our country, So i thought having big muscles around could be a good idea and i am aslo certain that the gay crowd will enjoy him.
Me / RushX - The Incredible Rope Master
I will not waist my time or yours to write about how hot I am... you already know it!
Baby Blue
At first I felt pas trop certain about elle. I don't connaitre her alot, but OMG I hope un jour you will voir how she can move her ass... Its such a turn on I can't barely handle moi-meme when I am on stage with her! So I decider to donner her a chance!
Oli - A gars like Popeye with the heart de Olive
Why Oli you peut-etre asking yourself ? At first he drive a SAAB, and it pas mal bon for getting girls with big boobs. And Big Boobs are so great en tabarnac. Secondement he is tellement picture godd at taking some. Et you already savoir que I love to have picture of ce que je doing. So he is the last but not dernier membre of la crew!
So la crew ready on le dernier friday, Shane (The Sexy Thing) grab me and my suspension frame and we get our way to la capital de notre beau pays the CANADA. Honetement i feeler very upset. Oli (remember sa SAAB) drove son char with my little dumb bitch and the sexy ass. Life is not fair les gars. I am suposer etre the VIP rope master fucking hot guy there... but it look comme si its not the way the world work...
Alors ben deux heures plus tard, we arrived at our goal... (Note here the messy window... Shane next time...)
Une fois there we tried to find the place. We was so heureux en colisse de finalement dropper the suspension at the Capital Music Hall!!!
So after tout ca, we was a little beaucoup tired of our car ride so we go at the hotel.
After that the girls sont arriver at the hotel with Oli (remember he own a Saab, so he bring the gros toton). I felt at ce moment que the world est so fucked up. But i dire to moi-meme that we had to live free or creve. Art is crissement more important then tout le reste. The girls got dressed and elles sont venu faire mon show.
(No pictures of notre show here... see prochains posts)
The show was so nice, good crowd, nice place... but... So there est la que l'histoire fuck... Oli and Baby Blue eared an etrange noise and began to worried...
At first i dire to moi-meme they totaly capote for nothing, but they was right strange things sont happened that night...
I va pas passer par deux way to say to you that this make us a lile nervous... Alors we tomber into a big depression and begin to do strange things... I think its a cause que be united make us so happy, that we just capote and sink into drugs, alchool, sex and perversion.
After une nuit si fucking not so good, being abused by rabitsi j'ai to etre honnest... we needed to find a way to have our vendeta!
After that on etait happy en sacrement !!!
Really vous savez what ? We had tellement trop de fun tabarnac in Ottawa we are proud to be Canadian ! Wonder why our hockey team s'appel : "Le canadien de Montreal" !!!
Ok the sacasms is over...
I live in Quebec, Canada... Honestly... its true... ppl in Ontario are fucking cold. Its another culture. But you know what? They was fucking nice and gentle with us. Duane of the breathless club invited us to do a suspension show in ottawa this week-end. As I was asking myself if I can have fun in our "capital"... I got my answer there... yeah we had lots of fun... everyone here was so cool, even that gay guy at the grocery who wished his best wishes to Shane for its birthday.
I will remember my week-end for a while... really... i think i dont go west "assez souvent"
SPECIAL THANKS TO :
Amellya (you make me happy too you know ?)
Shane (Finnaly you never tryed to broke my jaw)
Baby Blue (Cause you make me think we can do arts togheter)
Oli (We are friend! and you drive a Saab Man !)
Duane Taylor(Je vais l'ecrire en francais just to tease you... ce fin de semaine etait parfais, et c'est ta faute!)
RushX
